After reading this nice work from Iowahawk, it was reported that Ted Kennedy fell into five neat, vertical slices.
Iowahawk Guest Commentary by Senator Edward M. Kennedy
Like all Americans, I had high hopes for the future of the
Oldsmobile and its passengers, as we struggle against the onrushing
water and its poorly-designed shoulder belts. But as claustrophobia
sets in we must begin to sober up and face the truth: hope is no longer
an option.
It is time for us to recognize that our continued presence in this
volatile region is a hinderance to the Oldsmobile and its people.
Rather than helping the situation we are further weighing down the
Oldsmobile, causing it to sink faster and faster into the quagmire of
Chappaquidick Bay, creating a dangerous situation for both ourselves as
well as its passengers who are desperately seeking an air pocket in
which to start a better life. [Read the rest]
Very few people are worthy of such scorn.
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